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(Just to clarify, this is last week’s episode. Not even my fault! The local CW screwed me over. However, it may be a few days before I get SporkNotes for the latest episode up.)

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That’s it. I concede. I can’t go on like this.

“90210″ is terrible, and I will no longer be recapping it. No, SporkNotes aren’t meant to be taken seriously—I wouldn’t do it if these shows weren’t ridiculous. But there’s a limit. The same goes for “Grey’s Anatomy,” which I had initially planned on covering. Have you tried watching an episode recently? It’s truly unbearable.

Help me out here. Am I being too hard on television? There are shows I still like: “House,” “Pushing Daisies,” “Dirty Sexy Money.” There are shows I think are kind of crappy but enjoyable nonetheless: “Heroes,” “True Blood.” I’m a fan of trash. I have a keen sense of irony. However, when it gets to the point that I am genuinely dreading catching up on a series, it’s just not worth it.

If I’ve managed to offend any diehard fans, do let me know. I’ll probably keep watching “90210,” because I’m kind of a masochist. And if anything worth blogging about happens, I’ll do my darndest to report it. Until then, I’ll continue SporkNoting “Gossip Girl,” which the local CW station pushed to Saturday this week. Boo.

(I’m so behind on everything! TiVo is a blessing and a curse.)

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(I know, I know. This is almost a week late. There will be another new episode of “90210″ tonight. In my defense … last week’s was terrible.)

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(One day, I will get these recaps up on time. But today is not that day. You know you love me. XOXO.)

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(How sad was I that there was no new “90210″ last night? Apparently sad enough to forget to post my “Gossip Girl” recap. You forgive me, right?)

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(Loyal readers, I’m late once again. If it’s any consolation, I am posting this from—I kid you not—Beverly Hills. My parents’ house is actually in the 90211, but that’s close enough, right?)

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(Again, apologies for making you wait, but you can probably expect these recaps to be posted on Thursdays from now on. This show is making me lose my faith in television, and as a TV blogger, I just can’t let that happen.)

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