It’s Carmel’s last column as Sex on Tuesday/Monday columnist and she takes a look at everything and anything important about sex. As it turns out, all sex tips worth knowing can be boiled down to six FIVE (5, cinco, Roman numeral V) points, which are … well, you’ll just have to read her final column to find out, won’t ya?

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Carmel DeAmicis

In a week, I leave Berkeley and my college years behind me forever. I will be making the five-hour trek back to LA suburbia with boxes of my useless and beloved crap blocking my rearview mirror. If I make it home without swerving off the road in a fiery blaze of glory, I’ll be hopping on a plane to Abu Dhabi. There, I’ll spend my first year as a college grad nannying in the Middle East. I’m pretty sure my ability to deconstruct the identity implications of Western corporate globalization will come in handy during hide-and-seek and go-fish. Ah, the joys of a useless liberal arts B.A.

I have a vague suspicion that my sex life will die a quick death the moment I step off the plane. For one, the only people I know in Abu Dhabi are my employers-a sweet, happy family. I’ve got to assume their ability to hook me up with hot men will pale in comparison with that of

Read the rest of the column here or in Monday’s paper.

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The future sex lives of college students:

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