By Joseph Cannon September 9, 2009 | 3:05 pm
Today, the No. 16 Cal women’s soccer team was full of some pretty awful jokes. When she heard I was asking about jokes, Megan Jesolva literally ran out of the locker room to tell these jokes. The amazing part is Jesolva told these jokes, including the one from Zulma Munoz, in one minute and eight seconds.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jal-ap-eno business ” – Megan Jesolva (Funny because it’s meant to be said, “All up in yo’ business.” Alright, it’s not funny.)
Q: Edited by media relations assistant Anna Oleson-Wheeler because joke was inappropriately involving bees and private parts –Megan Jesolva
Q: What did the girl gorilla tell her boyfriend when she found out she was cheating on him?
A: Ooh-anh-anh –Zulma Munoz (told including gorilla mannerisms)
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A. To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Then it must be working. – Megan Jesolva.
Q: What do you call a proton with long hair?
A: Fro-ton–Megan Jesolva
Q: What’s the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground– Megan Jesolva
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint –Megan Jesolva
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eyed-deer – Rosie Aguilera
Q: Edited by Anna Oleson-Wheeler for appropriateness of subject matter related to last joke.
The Bears will stick to their day jobs this Friday when they take on Portland State at home at 1:30 pm.
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